… the International…. Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!

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So this peg-legged pirate complete with a parrot on his shoulder stumbles into a bar.  And as he approaches, the barkeep notices a limp that seems to be more pronounced than he would expect from the average stump-humpin-swashbuckler that normal frequent this juke-joint.  Just as the buccanear reaches the stool the grog-slinger spies the source of the hop in the pirate’s gait and he strikes up the following conversation:

“Excuse me for inquiring, Cap’n… but it appears that there is a steering wheel protruding from your zipper…”

The pirate steals a swig of swill from the glass in front of him and he bellows out his reply in a deep raspy voice, “Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggh… I know… ‘Tis driving me nuts!”

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